How Do I Puppy Proof My Home?
If there's one
lesson that I've
learned well
as a dog owner, it's this: Before bringing that new
puppy home,
you want
to puppy proof
your home.
Here's
how you can do
just that.
Identify
and remove any toxic plants that could effect your puppy
Many plants that are common
to our gardens
and homes (including the dead leaves)
can be poisonous
to our
dogs. Here
is the ASPCA listing which is an excellent listing and resource: Toxic Plants
Think about toxic human foods
the yummy things that can
kill your puppy!
There are human foods that are
very toxic to dogs.
Chief among them are onions, chocolate, grapes and raisins.
It is very important that you make any
children in your house AND neighborhood
aware of this.
For a complete list go to: Bad Food List
Third, here are ten things to do the day before that new bundle of fir arrives.
Close doors
or set up baby gates to rooms you don't want the puppy to get into. Puppies are naturally curious and will explore. It is best to keep them confined to one room or part of a room, and gradually increase
their range.
Get all plant,
small pets (gerbils, guinea pigs, fish, lizards, etc.), electrical cords and curtain/shade pulls out of puppy range. Covers
for electrical cords are advisable.
Keep kids' toys picked up and out of puppy reach. Puppies do not know the difference between their toys and your daughter's brand new Barbie doll.
Remote controls and video game equipment (which are often used and left on the floor) needs to be put in a secure
location away from a curious puppy.
Lift up your wastebaskets! Gross
as it sounds, dogs love dirty tissues and other nasty things that are put in wastebaskets! It is like their own disgusting, nose level buffet. My adult dogs are five and ten years old and will still occasionally sneak things out of the wastebaskets.
Check your fencing make sure it goes completely to the ground. You would be amazed at how small a gap a puppy can fit through! In fact, I recommend
keeping puppies
tethered, even if the backyard is fenced, until they are fairly reliable on the
recall. The game of 'Catch the Puppy' is not a good game to be playing with your young puppy. You need to stay in control as much as
possible. Keep all medications and chemicals securely hidden. Dogs can counter
cruise and a simple bottle of pain reliever
consumed by a curious pup can have fatal consequences.
Remember, your puppy is going to grow!
What may pass for puppy-proof today may not be adequate in another month or two. Be aware of your pup's ever increasing range and curiosity.
Bottom
line is you have to be watching your puppy constantly. Any thing other
than food that they chew and swallow has the potential to make them sick or, worse yet, kill them.
Don't forget the tail. Not all puppy damage is
done by puppy chewing. Make sure all breakable items are above tail level. One good swipe with a happy tail and
grandma's crystal vase is
shattered. Finally, have Poison Control Center information handy
If you think your puppy has been poisoned Call the ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center The telephone number is (888) 426-4435. There is a consultation fee for
this service.
Use the ideas presented here to prepare your home for your new puppy.
This article is part of a chapter in Edie MacKenzie's ebook "Your
Doodle Puppy's First Year Made Easy." For more great tips on how to raise a healthy, fun loving, well-behaved dog, go to
http://www.labradoodle-guide.com/LdoodPuppy.htm
How To Walk Humans
The problem with many dogs nowadays is that they
forget that a
human is not just for Christmas,
it is for life. Shortly after being born, many puppies (with
the naivety and inexperience
of youth, I must add) impulse buy a human. They seem to
think that owning
humans will be all play, forgetting that
the first few months
are the hardest and that
theyll have to work like ahard worker.
This essential guide will help you through those first months and hopefully, provide all first-time people buyers with some invaluable insight into
the bizarre workings of
the human mind.
1. Entering
the house.
Once you walk into
the house (an over-sized kennel), mark
your territory immediately. Ideal locations for doing this include any
expensive looking rugs or elderly relatives that are lying around. If
the humans yell
at you,
do it again.
It is important that you let them know
who is boss.
2. Make yourself at home. Humans love
home improvement,
so try to add a bit of yourself to the house by
altering the furniture.
This is very easy to do, just nibble off the corner of a coffee table or
scratch a door to
pieces. Dont be afraid to use your imagination and try something new; my personal favourite is moving lots of human food from the inside of their fridge to the adjacent floor. When the humans discover your work, make sure you sit next to it and wag your tail so that they realise
whom to accredit the alterations to. If they become over excited, mark your territory.
3.
Avoiding danger. Shortly after you have settled
in your new home, many humans will come to visit you. However, you need to be careful as you will inevitably encounter Children (mini humans; remember, the smaller the human, the more dangerous they are). Many children will insist
on attacking you; theyll either rapidly tap you
on the head or scratch your ear. This may be painful, or even just plain annoying, but please, please do not run away.
Stay still (perhaps wag your tail as a sign of impatience) and pray that the mini-humans will lose
interest. If you do attempt escape, the children will rapidly pursue you. Indeed, nature knows no worse predator
than a determined mini-human.
Upon cornering you, the children will awkwardly hoist you in the air and scratch/tap you some more. For emergency escape, mark your territory. The child will quickly abandon you. (This is not strictly true, the
smallest mini-humans, the variety referred to as Bairns, Babies or Lil Tykes will probably mark their territory as well and then continue harassing you.
Whimper to let them know that they have won and they will hopefully abandon you)
4. New Tricks: The older you get, the harder these are to learn, but humans will try to teach you certain performance pieces. They will often spend seven laborious
hours with you (one in human time) getting you to act like them for various delicious rewards. Remember: the more you fail, the bigger the reward. It is
imperative that you let the humans know that you will only perform for them
if they pay you with treats. The famous actress Lassie infamously forgot this golden rule. Apparently, she started off performing tricks such as sit without edible rewards, and before long was rescuing mini-humans from mine shafts for little more than an affectionate pat on the head.
5. Exercise: Take your humans for walks regularly. Humans are notoriously lazy so will need much encouragement. When walking, you will have your humans on a lead (a cable designed to enable dogs to tow and guide their humans to various destinations). The humans will frequently pull on this lead and slow you down, but you must not let them walk at a normal
pace; they will not get proper exercise if they go too slowly.
Once you are off the lead, you must protect your humans from any passing cats or cyclists. Furthermore, many humans suffer from acute amnesia in open spaces. Indeed, they very often drop a ball or a stick on the walk, which you have to return to them. Moments later, they will drop the object again. Make sure you are patient and bring the discarded object back to them each time, otherwise they will forget it.
When you return to the house, demonstrate that you realise that you are home by marking your territory.
6. Conversational English: Here are a collection of human phrases that you will find useful (do not
repeat them, humans find it disturbing if their canine owners talk back to them in the same language).
Sit! - Take the weight off your feet and rest on your haunches.
Dinner! I have poured some dry, meat flavour biscuits into a bowl.
Please try it. Din-dins!
Walkies!- Please take me outside.
Good Boy/Girl Congratulations are in order.
Vet- Run for your life.
Wilmas next article will be published soon. For the mean time, dogs are welcome to try her earlier work, the self-help book Finding Your Inner Puppy
Wilma Woof is the author pen name for pet humour articles published on
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