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Wednesday, March 26, 2008
  More Money For Pensioners
If you are dissatisfied with your pension or even
your anticipated pension, and need more money
without constantly working then this could be
your solution, it is not as impossible as it may
seem at the moment.

You need to develop a positive attitude to life
and decide that you will not be put down. Yes you
can do it and here is how to go about it. Now
with this positive attitude to life start looking
at an alternative that is not so easy to dismiss.

First to help you believe in yourself, list down
all things that you can do, list all types of
jobs you have done, the paid and unpaid, and
voluntarily and your hobbies.

This preparation will be the foundation of you
newly to be acquired skill. That skill being the
ability to generate real cash from ebay. Yes you
can make a lot of money but you need to know how
to go about it.

I have some free advice on this on my web site.

You will see lots and lots of adverts for showing
how you can make a fortune working from home only
the good ones give you really free start-up
information.

Working direct from your home on items that can
be sold and delivered electronically by email is
the route to consider. The list from above which
you have created is the key. Because electronic
books (ebooks) sell easily and well on ebay so
this is where you need to concentrate your
efforts.

So if you to want to look at ebay for yourself
tread carefully don't spend vast fortunes on
packages that offer tens of thousands per week
without any effort. If it sounds too good to be
true, then it probably is too good to be true.

Instead find guides that get you going free of
charge, then if you like what is on offer follow-
through and buy their package.

So Focus your thoughts on the future, the past is
past and cannot be changed, but in deciding where
you want to go in the future, you will increase
your chances of getting there. Always aim high,
and you too can make it a success.

If you want some free advice and guidance on to
ways to work for yourself without spending a
fortune then have a look at my web site.

In the comfort of your own home you can then read
of exciting ways to develop your own ebay income
and only when you feel comfortable with it do you
need to do anything more about it.

This could be the big solution you have been
waiting for.

John Harriyott runs Quality Solutions (UK), developing tools for the layman who wants a better life. To find out more on this visit http://www.quality-solutions.co.uk/pension.htm

 
  How To Walk Humans
The problem with many dogs nowadays is that they forget that a human is not just for Christmas, it is for life. Shortly after being born, many puppies (with the naivety and inexperience of youth, I must add) impulse buy a human. They seem to think that owning humans will be all play, forgetting that the first few months are the hardest and that theyll have to work like ahard worker.

This essential guide will help you through those first months and hopefully, provide all first-time people buyers with some invaluable insight into the bizarre workings of the human mind.

1. Entering the house. Once you walk into the house (an over-sized kennel), mark your territory immediately. Ideal locations for doing this include any expensive looking rugs or elderly relatives that are lying around. If the humans yell at you, do it again. It is important that you let them know who is boss.

2. Make yourself at home. Humans love home improvement, so try to add a bit of yourself to the house by altering the furniture. This is very easy to do, just nibble off the corner of a coffee table or scratch a door to pieces. Dont be afraid to use your imagination and try something new; my personal favourite is moving lots of human food from the inside of their fridge to the adjacent floor. When the humans discover your work, make sure you sit next to it and wag your tail so that they realise whom to accredit the alterations to. If they become over excited, mark your territory.

3. Avoiding danger. Shortly after you have settled in your new home, many humans will come to visit you. However, you need to be careful as you will inevitably encounter Children (mini humans; remember, the smaller the human, the more dangerous they are). Many children will insist on attacking you; theyll either rapidly tap you on the head or scratch your ear. This may be painful, or even just plain annoying, but please, please do not run away. Stay still (perhaps wag your tail as a sign of impatience) and pray that the mini-humans will lose interest. If you do attempt escape, the children will rapidly pursue you. Indeed, nature knows no worse predator than a determined mini-human. Upon cornering you, the children will awkwardly hoist you in the air and scratch/tap you some more. For emergency escape, mark your territory. The child will quickly abandon you. (This is not strictly true, the smallest mini-humans, the variety referred to as Bairns, Babies or Lil Tykes will probably mark their territory as well and then continue harassing you. Whimper to let them know that they have won and they will hopefully abandon you)

4. New Tricks: The older you get, the harder these are to learn, but humans will try to teach you certain performance pieces. They will often spend seven laborious hours with you (one in human time) getting you to act like them for various delicious rewards. Remember: the more you fail, the bigger the reward. It is imperative that you let the humans know that you will only perform for them if they pay you with treats. The famous actress Lassie infamously forgot this golden rule. Apparently, she started off performing tricks such as sit without edible rewards, and before long was rescuing mini-humans from mine shafts for little more than an affectionate pat on the head.

5. Exercise: Take your humans for walks regularly. Humans are notoriously lazy so will need much encouragement. When walking, you will have your humans on a lead (a cable designed to enable dogs to tow and guide their humans to various destinations). The humans will frequently pull on this lead and slow you down, but you must not let them walk at a normal pace; they will not get proper exercise if they go too slowly.

Once you are off the lead, you must protect your humans from any passing cats or cyclists. Furthermore, many humans suffer from acute amnesia in open spaces. Indeed, they very often drop a ball or a stick on the walk, which you have to return to them. Moments later, they will drop the object again. Make sure you are patient and bring the discarded object back to them each time, otherwise they will forget it.

When you return to the house, demonstrate that you realise that you are home by marking your territory.

6. Conversational English: Here are a collection of human phrases that you will find useful (do not repeat them, humans find it disturbing if their canine owners talk back to them in the same language).

Sit! - Take the weight off your feet and rest on your haunches.

Dinner! I have poured some dry, meat flavour biscuits into a bowl. Please try it. Din-dins!

Walkies!- Please take me outside.

Good Boy/Girl Congratulations are in order.

Vet- Run for your life.

Wilmas next article will be published soon. For the mean time, dogs are welcome to try her earlier work, the self-help book Finding Your Inner Puppy

Wilma Woof is the author pen name for pet humour articles published on http://www.allpetservices.co.uk, a free directory for pet services, pet sitting, dog walking, and more.

 

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