More Money For Pensioners
If
you are dissatisfied with your pension or
even your anticipated pension, and need more money
without constantly
working then this could be
your solution,
it is not as
impossible as
it may
seem
at the moment. You need
to develop a positive attitude
to life
and decide
that you will not be put down. Yes
you can
do it and here
is how to go about it. Now
with
this positive attitude
to life start looking
at an alternative
that is not
so easy to dismiss.
First to
help you believe in yourself, list
down all
things that you can do, list all types
of jobs you
have done,
the paid and unpaid, and
voluntarily and your hobbies.
This preparation
will be
the foundation
of you
newly to be
acquired skill. That skill
being the
ability to
generate real cash
from ebay. Yes you
can
make a lot
of money
but you need to
know how
to go about it.
I have some
free advice on this on my web site.
You will see
lots and
lots of adverts
for showing how you can make
a fortune working
from home only
the good ones
give you really free
start-up information.
Working direct from your home on
items that can
be sold and delivered electronically by email is
the route to consider.
The list from above which
you have created is the key.
Because electronic books
(ebooks) sell easily and well on ebay so
this is where you need to
concentrate your
efforts.
So if you to want to
look at ebay
for yourself tread carefully don't spend vast fortunes on
packages that offer tens of
thousands per week
without any effort.
If it sounds too good to be
true, then it probably is too good to be true.
Instead find guides that get you
going free of
charge, then if you like what is on offer follow-
through and buy their package.
So Focus your thoughts on the future, the past is
past and
cannot be changed, but in deciding where
you want to go in the future, you will increase
your chances of
getting there.
Always aim high,
and you too can make it a success.
If you want some free
advice and
guidance on to
ways to work for yourself without spending a
fortune then have a look at my web site.
In the comfort of your own home you can then read
of exciting ways to
develop your own ebay
income and only
when you feel comfortable with it
do you
need to do anything more about it.
This could be the big
solution you have
been waiting for.
John Harriyott runs Quality
Solutions (UK), developing tools for the layman who wants a
better
life. To find out more on this visit
http://www.quality-solutions.co.uk/pension.htm
How To Walk Humans
The problem
with many dogs
nowadays is that
they forget that
a human is not just for Christmas, it is for life. Shortly after
being born, many puppies
(with the naivety
and inexperience of youth, I
must add)
impulse buy a human.
They seem
to think that owning
humans will
be all play, forgetting that
the first few months
are the hardest
and that theyll
have to work like ahard worker.
This essential guide will help
you through those first months and hopefully, provide all first-time people buyers with some invaluable insight into the bizarre workings of the human mind.
1. Entering the house. Once
you walk into the house (an over-sized kennel),
mark your territory immediately. Ideal locations for doing this include any expensive looking rugs or elderly relatives that
are lying around. If the
humans yell at
you, do it again. It is important that
you let them
know who is
boss. 2. Make yourself at
home. Humans love
home improvement, so try to add a bit of yourself to the house by altering the
furniture. This is very easy to
do, just nibble
off the corner of a coffee table or scratch a door to pieces. Dont
be afraid to
use your imagination and try something new; my personal favourite is moving lots of human food from the inside of
their fridge to the adjacent floor.
When the
humans discover
your work,
make sure
you sit next to it and
wag your tail so that
they realise whom to
accredit the alterations to. If
they become over excited,
mark your territory.
3. Avoiding danger. Shortly after
you have settled in your new home, many
humans will come to visit you. However, you need to be careful
as you will inevitably encounter Children (mini humans; remember, the smaller the human, the more dangerous they are). Many children will insist
on attacking you; theyll either rapidly
tap you
on the head or scratch your ear. This may be painful, or even just plain annoying,
but please, please do not run away. Stay still (perhaps wag your tail as a sign of impatience) and pray that the mini-humans will lose interest. If you do attempt
escape, the children will rapidly pursue you.
Indeed, nature knows no worse predator
than a determined mini-human. Upon cornering
you, the children will awkwardly hoist you in the air and scratch/tap you some
more. For emergency escape, mark your territory. The
child will quickly abandon you.
(This is not strictly true, the smallest mini-humans, the variety referred to as Bairns, Babies or
Lil Tykes will
probably mark
their territory as well and then continue
harassing you. Whimper to let them know that they have won and they will hopefully abandon you)
4. New Tricks: The older you get, the harder these are to
learn, but
humans will try to teach you certain performance pieces. They will often spend seven laborious hours with you
(one in human time)
getting you to act like them for
various delicious rewards. Remember: the more you fail, the
bigger the
reward. It is imperative that you let the humans know that you will only perform for them if they
pay you with treats. The famous actress
Lassie infamously forgot this golden rule.
Apparently, she started
off performing tricks such as sit without edible rewards, and before long was rescuing mini-humans from mine shafts for little more than an affectionate pat on the head.
5. Exercise: Take your humans for walks regularly. Humans are notoriously lazy so will need
much encouragement. When walking, you will have your humans on a lead
(a cable designed to enable dogs to tow and guide their humans to various destinations). The humans will frequently
pull on this lead and
slow you down, but you must not let them walk at a normal pace; they will not get
proper exercise if they go too slowly.
Once you are off the lead, you must protect your humans from any passing cats or cyclists. Furthermore, many humans suffer from acute
amnesia in open spaces.
Indeed, they very often drop a ball or a stick on the walk, which you have to return to them. Moments later, they will drop the object again. Make sure you are
patient and bring the discarded object
back to them each time, otherwise they will forget
it. When you return to the house, demonstrate that you realise that you are home by marking your territory.
6. Conversational English: Here are a collection of human phrases that you will find useful (do not repeat them, humans find it disturbing if their canine owners talk back to them in the same language).
Sit!
- Take the weight off your feet and rest on your haunches.
Dinner! I have poured some dry, meat flavour biscuits into a bowl. Please try it. Din-dins!
Walkies!- Please take me outside.
Good Boy/Girl Congratulations are in order.
Vet- Run for your life.
Wilmas next article will be published soon. For the mean time, dogs are welcome to try her earlier work, the self-help book
Finding Your Inner Puppy
Wilma Woof is the author pen name for
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