Tony Blair Sends Nick Faldo and Posh Spice for British Sailors
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every criminal investigator
knows, the way
to get
a confession
is through threats
and bribes. As every politician knows,
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An
Archduke is a rank below King but above Duke. For Americans
who forget their British roots, a Duchess
is the feminine of Duke and an Archduchess is
the feminine of Archduke. On June 28, 1914 Austrian Archduke Franz Ferdinand and
his wife Sophie were visiting
the wounded at Walter Reed in Sarajevo,
Austria. At 11 A.M. Gavrilo Princip shot Sophie who died instantly. Then Gavrilo Princip shot Franz in the jugular vein and
he died minutes later. Doctor Joshua Perper ruled the deaths accidental.
These assassinations
have gone down in history as The shot heard round the world because they were the trigger for World
War 1. Leonard Franklin Slye was a singer and
American cowboy actor who
changed his name to
Roy Rogers. Roy Rogers third wife was Dale Evans. Roy Rogers
rode a golden palomino named Trigger. Dale Evans horse was named Buttermilk. A Triggerette is a trusted assistant on the rodeo circuit. Fanny Sunesson was the caddy and Trigerette of 3 time Masters Champion Nick Faldo. Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham is the wife of football soccer star
David Beckham, the
captain of the English
National Football team.
The MLS is the Major League Soccer League of the United States. The MLS has teams in American hotbeds of soccer such as Salt Lake City Utah, Columbus Ohio, Foxborough Massachusetts and Carson California, the home of the Carson Chivas and the Los Angeles Galaxy. The Los Angeles Galaxy
recently signed David Beckham to become the Messiah of American Soccer on a five year contract worth $50 million dollars per year including endorsements. Unfortunately Spanish football star Jesus Garay Vecino was unavailable.
George
Bush is the former owner of the Texas Rangers. George Bush said, I never dreamed about
being President.
When I was growing up I wanted to be Willie Mays. Unfortunately his father married Barbara Bush and not Diana Ross of the Supremes. The Supreme Leader of Iran
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is waiting for the two Muslim Messiahs Jesus Christ and the Mahdi to conquer the
world for Islam. In order to bring on the advent of the two Muslim Messiahs Ayatollah Ali Khamenei must trigger the Apocalypse. In order for George Bush to bring on the advent of the Messiah Jesus Christ to conquer the world for Christianity, George Bush must trigger the Apocalypse, nuclear world war 3. In other words both Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and George Bush are suicide bombers and you and I are caught in the crossfire.
God helps those who help themselves. This is why Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is
building nuclear bombs in Iran. His faith in the might of Allah is not absolute. He is not counting on Allah
parting the Persian Gulf. Likewise the faith of George Bush in God the Father aka God of
Mount Sinai aka Allah in Arabic is not absolute. He is like Jesus in the Garden of Gesthemane pleading Father please take this cup of Chivas Regal from my hand. George Bush is wondering
how God the Father aka Allah could leave him floundering in Iraq for over four years with the greatest military force in history brought to their knees by 19 guys with exacto knives.
The time has come to bring Rollie Fingers in from the bullpen to save the game for Manchester United. Nick Faldo and Posh Spice are in Tehran today at the behest of
Tony Blair arranging the release of the 15 British sailors recently captured by Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. Richard Armitage recently disclosed to Robert Novak that Nick Faldo and Victoria Beckham are covert operatives of MI6. Prior to leaving, Posh Spice told Harvey Levin of tmz dot com, The fate of life on earth
depends upon the safe return of Prince Harry and the other 14 British sailors.
If they are killed, George Bush and Tony Blair intend to turn Iran into a radioactive sand trap. If I have to I intend to
sing, dance and perform for every Imam in the Muslim World. Nick Faldo is bringing his handheld golf gps caddie to prove to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei that Prince Harry was in Iraqi waters when he was captured and that the Iranian Navy had their yardages
wrong. Unfortunately much depends upon the health of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. If his cancer is at a late stage he may want to be here for the Apocalypse and he may decide to sink the American Aircraft carriers with his Russian Sizzler missiles. In that case I will sing Goodbye from the Spice Girls Forever album.
Karen Fish is a writer currently living in Los Angeles California. World Peace Religions Directory